walter worker chelsea

played by: chelsea penyak

status: active

position: mechanic, dancer

bio:

chelsea is a walter worker who helps maintain the robots during their stage performances, works at their merchandise table, and handles their marketing. she also performs as a dancer during songs such as hold me, turn back the clock, and me & my baby. she, like all walter workers, is consistently exposed to blue matter radiation. thus, she has blue hair and incredibly pale skin. she carries a remote which can shut down the robots.

chelsea is close with the spine, whom she dances with in me & my baby. in the spg radio adventures podcast, she's shown as a very overworked mechanic who still clearly cares about the robots, despite her General Air Of Exhaustion at their shenanigans. in the spg rpg that occured through the first dozen or so episodes of the bennetarium, chelsea follows the spine and rabbit as they attempt to save the galaxy from hypexion moon worms. she consistently manages to knock herself out with her own wrench. rabbit forces her into a lot of games of parcheesi.

for a variety of personal reasons, chelsea is my favorite character in all of spg canon. she means the world to me and i have many a headcanon about her!

walter worker camille

played by: camille penyak

status: active

position: mechanic, dancer

bio:

camille is a walter worker who helps maintain the robots during their stage performances, works at their merchandise table, and handles their marketing. she also performs as a dancer during songs such as hold me, turn back the clock, and me & my baby. she, like all walter workers, is consistently exposed to blue matter radiation. thus, she has blue hair and incredibly pale skin. she carries a large wrench, which is used to beat the robots into working again when they break down.

camille is most commonly found teasing the robots on stage. during the leap day performance, she chases zero down when he steals chelsea's remote. in the spg rpg, she spends her time avoiding doing household chores, making fun of spine, and flexing her multiple doctorates.

i love camille very much, and have a lot of headcanon about her.

sam luke

played by: samuel luke

status: inactive

position: mechanic, drummer

bio:

sam was a backing musician from early in spg's time busking until his actor (also called sam luke) went to go play hatchworth. he is a mechanic who helps maintain the robots; he's also proficient at many instruments, though he most commonly plays the drums for spg. the spine, rabbit, and the jon all enjoy making fun of sam, and he takes it with only the occasional complaint. he's known for his mustache and his very spiffy suit and tie.

he also helps the jon pick up his sandwiches when he drops them, and deals with the spine constantly trying to scare him. sam, while not technically a "walter worker" in the traditional sense, is referred to by the bots as '[their] human' and, by all accounts, appears to be a valued member of the walter robotics gang.

matt smith

played by: matthew elton smith

status: inactive

position: mechanic, drummer

bio:

matt was a drummer with spg after sam luke began to play hatchworth. he's known for his solo in brass goggles (which he Absolutely Slammed in the ten year anniversary) and for not being the doctor. he's close with hatchy (who says he has very well-defined calf muscles??). he left the band due to travelling commitments.